Angry Toast

“I BOUGHT MY FIRST PAIR AS A JOKE. THOUGHT IT'D BE A ONE-TIME THING. THAT WAS FOUR DROPS AGO AND I HAVEN'T MISSED ONE SINCE. THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT WEARING SOMETHING THIS SPECIFIC THAT JUST HITS DIFFERENT.”

“THESE SLIDES GET MORE COMPLIMENTS THAN MY ENTIRE FIT. PEOPLE STOP ME ON THE STREET TO ASK WHERE I GOT THEM. ICONIC IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT AT THIS POINT.”

“I DIDN'T KNOW SOCKS COULD BE A PERSONALITY TRAIT UNTIL ANGRY TOAST. NOW MY WHOLE DRAWER IS A FLEX AND I REGRET ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.”

“EVERY DROP SELLS OUT BEFORE I CAN BLINK SO I SET ALARMS NOW. THIS BRAND TURNED ME INTO A CERTIFIED HYPEBEAST BUT FOR SLIDES AND I'M NOT MAD.”

“COMFIEST THING I OWN AND SOMEHOW ALSO THE LOUDEST. ANGRY TOAST UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT AND THEN REWROTE THE WHOLE THING ENTIRELY.”